shave-my-pits-and-color-my-tits:

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

this is one of my favorite movie scenes

(Source: heathledgers, via forebidden)

— 1 day ago with 611170 notes

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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— 1 day ago with 132740 notes

NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.
NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.

(Source: aieon, via healthiestvibes)

— 1 day ago with 50591 notes

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via orgasm)

— 1 day ago with 429165 notes

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via forebidden)

— 1 day ago with 330394 notes

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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(via orgasm)

— 1 day ago with 292751 notes
"If it is right, it happens — The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away."
John Steinbeck, from a letter to Thom Steinbeck (via hellanne)
— 1 day ago with 2378 notes

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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— 1 day ago with 175908 notes

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

wessasaurus-rex:

dailylifesramblings:

mememaster:

I don’t think you understand how accurate this is.

this is so relevant it hurts.

The amount of truth to this…I have no regrets 

I used to think this meme was over exaggerated. 

Then I actually became a college student.

(Source: brookeyfbaby, via body-changing-decisions)

— 2 days ago with 236864 notes