NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.
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Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
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Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
"If it is right, it happens — The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away."